apaullo:

We’ve had quite a road together, Paul and I. Jumped off cliffs. We’ve robbed trains, pulled off a sting or two, but to get an idea about the kind of friend he’s been to me, there was a time a while back when I was trying to get an apartment in New York, so I wrote to a few friends to support me and give me references. Now, I’d like to share with you tonight the, uh, the letter that Paul wrote the board:

To whom it may concern:

Mr Robert Redford has owed me $120 for over three years. He will not assume his obligation under threat of loss of friendship, honor, loyalty. I cannot, in good conscience, recommend him for anything.